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Post by Thomas Eversole on Oct 28, 2015 23:19:31 GMT -6
I'm not talking a genre you don't like... I'm talking about people, bands, artists that have no business making albums because they just sound AWFUL. Stuff where insufficient talent meets the money to produce an album / music video. Completely serious attempts by the way.
Exhibit A - the music is run of the mill Country, I think... and while the video is decently produced, the singers voice gives it away that... she has no chance of competing with ....uh.... actual singers who have timing and don't sing bass?
If you don't think its THAT bad, please skip to 2:34 of the video. Its like all the backup singers got helium, except for her of course.
Exhibit B - Florence Foster Jenkins
I actually do have quite an appreciation for opera, done well of course. Don't be eating or drinking something while you watch this - especially if you like Mozart. Her timing is actually spot on. Tone, not so much... and by not so much, I mean I played this loudly and it pissed off my cats.
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Oct 29, 2015 21:07:35 GMT -6
MERCIFUL LORD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by Kerrick on Oct 29, 2015 22:31:14 GMT -6
THAT CANNOT BE FOR REAL. Oh wow that was soooooooooooo terrible. I couldn't finish it...
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Post by Deepfriar on Oct 29, 2015 23:18:15 GMT -6
Hehe...
Warning: Language (and lots of it).
For a quick dose of humor, check out 7:11.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 4:45:41 GMT -6
I'm pretty sure that Icejjfish is intentionally bad. I've seen that video before.
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Post by blake on Oct 30, 2015 16:05:01 GMT -6
Have you considered Amelioration?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 20:23:50 GMT -6
Aw, don't do that to yourself, man. I've enjoyed the Amelioration that I've heard.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 0:31:07 GMT -6
MERCIFUL LORD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh jeez, please God be FAKE
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Nov 6, 2015 22:55:50 GMT -6
So uh... I know some of you guys have mentioned this band before several times on this forum. I don't know what to say, but I'm sorry to say this made me laugh.
Its the same nauseating riff over and over (only switching keys) and to me, the vocals sound like a frightened cow.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 6:20:49 GMT -6
Yeah, from what Agathothodion I've heard, I don't like it. W.S. made some music that I liked (such as the later LSP stuff), but I don't like this project very much.
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Post by archdukeofmetal on Nov 22, 2015 13:47:04 GMT -6
This is hands down the worst thing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 14:10:34 GMT -6
Don't let Nocturnal Iridescence see that post.
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Post by archdukeofmetal on Nov 22, 2015 15:43:43 GMT -6
MERCIFUL LORD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Haaaa. I just saw this on tosh.0
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Post by archdukeofmetal on Nov 22, 2015 15:44:00 GMT -6
Don't let Nocturnal Iridescence see that post. NO SHAME.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 16:12:39 GMT -6
Lol. OMW is one of those bands that gets SUPER mixed opinions. Some people think they're amazing, while others think they're awful. I thought their first and third albums were good, but their second was fantastic.
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Nov 22, 2015 19:29:26 GMT -6
This is hands down the worst thing. I think we can all identify what's wrong with that, but I, for some reason, really like that. Lol. OMW is one of those bands that gets SUPER mixed opinions. Some people think they're amazing, while others think they're awful. I thought their first and third albums were good, but their second was fantastic. I pretty much like the crazy stuff of theirs. The newest was pretty bland and too repetitive for me. I'd say far from horrible though. I'd MUCH rather have a chaotic mess, poorly produced, off timing, etc. etc. ...than something extremely predictable, clean as a whistle and vocals that sound like Mumford off of Sesame Street getting hit in the nuts with a full roll of paper towels. (ie: the Athathathadionthathiton song I posted)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 19:36:31 GMT -6
"Athathathadionthathiton" LOL. Close enough to Agathothodion I guess. Did you ever listen to An Autumn Moon (OMW's second album), Thomas? It's very slow, atmospheric, sorrowful stuff. I love that album. It's quite different from Defiling the Serpent's Temple and Eternal Shores.
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Nov 22, 2015 19:53:41 GMT -6
LOL yeah, I didn't want to copy and paste the name and by the time I figured out I was way off, I decided to mess it up right.
Never heard their depressive album. Sounds interesting.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2015 5:57:40 GMT -6
If you're thinking it's DSBM, it isn't really. Here's a couple songs from it:
Once again, a lot of these songs are pretty repetitive with their riffs, but I still enjoy it quite a bit.
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Post by archdukeofmetal on Nov 23, 2015 17:12:48 GMT -6
I just don't get it...haha.
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Post by thevociferator on Jul 28, 2016 11:38:55 GMT -6
Let me take a stab at this. I intended to make the worst music ever. So I made Sunshine Terror. After two releases, literally THE BIGGEST name in comedy oriented noisegrind asked me to do a split. So this is what happened. Enjoy. And I hope you have to severe all neural passageways from your ears to your brain for kingdom come. Haha! bigpharmarecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-pursuit-of-happiness
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Post by nocturnaliridescence on Jul 28, 2016 12:13:10 GMT -6
TolathThen again, like thevociferator explained with Sunshine Terror, Tolath purposely tried to make the music bad.
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Jul 31, 2016 0:31:14 GMT -6
Let me take a stab at this. I intended to make the worst music ever. So I made Sunshine Terror. After two releases, literally THE BIGGEST name in comedy oriented noisegrind asked me to do a split. So this is what happened. Enjoy. And I hope you have to severe all neural passageways from your ears to your brain for kingdom come. Haha! bigpharmarecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-pursuit-of-happinessThis is way better than AC's "Picnic of Love" album.
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Post by thevociferator on Jul 31, 2016 11:55:31 GMT -6
Well the moment Seth Putnam gets mentioned, the bar gets lowered so much. Haha!!
You should check out SCAB a Japanese noisecore project
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 14:06:00 GMT -6
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Apr 16, 2017 20:57:16 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 21:04:33 GMT -6
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Post by Thomas Eversole on Apr 16, 2017 21:22:33 GMT -6
I'm in a weird remindy mood tonight. Totally thought of this when I listened to that ↑. (video queued to that song)
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Post by Thomas Eversole on May 2, 2017 9:48:14 GMT -6
I thought about putting this in the funny videos thread, but I think it fits in better here. So funny...
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Post by Borndead on Oct 10, 2017 12:02:31 GMT -6
This, not just this song but the entire genre called "izvorna glazba" it´s music from a small part of Bosnia and Herzegovina where my dad is from. And a lot of them listen to this whenever we have a wedding or some family event this torture of music plays. I dare you to find something more horrible.
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